On the second day of Christmas…

🎶 On the sec-ond day of Christ-mas 🎶
🎶 My true love* gave to me: 🎶
🎶 A dou-ble_ eye in-fec-tion_ 🎶

* My son. I was going to also write, “At least he’s not sick!” But that is false as of the wee hours of this morning, poor little dude.

Merry Christmas! 🎄⛄️❄️🎁❤️